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News of the Week. Can we not do Better?

The news. First of all, the networks keep rehashing the same stories, stringing them out over a week’s time, with just enough change to the preview blurb to make you think there may be new developments in what you’ve already heard. But, despite their attempt at jazzing it up, it’s the same story. Facebook’s IPO [...]

All the News That’s Fit to Blog

It’s actually been more like two weeks since I have written a blog. Call it distraction. Call it disillusionment. Call it busy!  One distraction is that annoying necessity called ‘work’. Returns at the customer service desk,  pretending I don’t fathom the very pricey batteries the junkie is  returning  were just pulled off the shelf  by [...]

I Liked it When only Cons and the Military had Tattoos!

Friggin’ Tattoos Anyway Women and tattoos. Hate it. It’s nice that they have colors to them, now. You can have ‘pretty’ little rainbow-colored teddy bears, butterflies, flowers, and dragons in a multiplicity of designs and sizes. Whatever. Personally,  it’s too much of a commitment. It would be like having to wear the same necklace every [...]

Atkin’s OWL Commencing, and Seducing brides-to-be!

So, here I am. My weight has settled nicely down to 135 on most days. I have decided to only weigh once per week ,because I have been driving myself crazy weighing in every day.  I know that exercise is still something I am struggling with. We all know that it takes about 3 weeks [...]

The Secret Language of Cats- Pawing mirrors and Dog Water. Response Request.

The Secret Language of Cats- Pawing mirrors and Dog Water. Response Request.

“”Hey, how cute! What’s the kitty doing there, pawing the mirror?, I asked my husband. “Oh, that’s just Spicy. She’s been doing that forever. I don’t know why. Just being a funny cat, I guess”. That’s what I thought. For years I believed it was just a strange mirror fetish. Today, though, I have a [...]

Finding Bigfoot, Fried Cheese, and Hillbilly Handfishing

Ok, you guys with the Bigfoot research. In any other world, there are several ways to track anyone or any living thing. First of all, after honing in on the general area of the potential location of your bigfoot, raccoon, deer, or person, it is customary to bring in the tracking dogs. No? You say, [...]

Stupid Things and Stuff that just Doesn’t Make Sense

1) People who stand in line for 16 or more minutes to have a two- dollar or less mistake corrected on their grocery receipts. After 31 seconds, I’m personally spending more money by wasting my time in line. Let it go, and remember to pull out your coupons for the cashier next time. 2) Stupid [...]

If you think your Tire is Falling off…( A.K.A. I love me some Les Schwab)

So, I’m driving home tonight, “la de da”( I am singing, because I don’t have my stereo installed yet. ) and my left front tire makes this strange noise. OK, whatever. “La-de- dee, la-da-da-…, what the F@*#?” There it is. A rumble? A wobble? A definite wumble. My seriously suspicious- and rarely accurate- paranoid little [...]

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